#LiquidDeath Artesian Natural Mountain #Water
 
WHEN A GROUP OF
TEENAGERS SET OFF INTO THE
MOUNTAINS FOR A WEEKEND
OF DRINKING REGULAR WATER
IN PLASTIC BOTTLES
THEY BECAME HUNTED BY AN
ALUMINUM CAN OF MOUNTAIN
WATER THAT WAS DEAD SET
ON MURDERING THEIR
THIRSTS AND RECYCLING
THEIR SOULS.
 
ONCE CRACKED OPEN,
NO THIRST IS SAFE FROM
LIQUID DEATH.
 
AFTER
RITUALLY DISMEMBERING ITS
THIRST VICTIMS, THIS BRUTAL
CAN OF WATER USED THE
SEVERED BODY PARTS OF
DEAD THIRSTS TO BUILD
ITSELF A FLESH SUIT WHICH
IT USED AS A DISGUISE TO
GET A JOB IN MARKETING
BUT LIQUID DEATH NEVER
TOOK THE JOB. IT JUST
MURDERED A BUNCH MORE
THIRSTS INSTEAD! 💀😄💦
 
#DeathToPlastic